Welcome to the Loco and Company Official Pet Rock Name Generator
We sell hand painted pet rocks. Here are the extras if you got one!
Congratulations—you’ve made the bold decision to adopt a pet that won’t chew your shoes, pee on your rug, or judge your life choices.
Now it’s time to give that smooth little legend a name.
Just hit the “Name My Rock!” button below and we’ll assign your stone a name worthy of its silent strength (and geological sass).
Will it be Pebblina Sparkleheart?
Or Rocky Balboulder?
Maybe you’re lucky enough to get Sir Rumbles-a-Lot?
Don’t Forget the Paperwork!
Every rock deserves a proper welcome, so we’ve made it official.
Download your Pet Rock Adoption Certificate here
(Frame it. Gift it. Hang it on the fridge like the proud rock parent you are.)
Great for:
- Gag gifts
- Office stress rocks
- Pocket-sized emotional support
- Last-minute birthday brilliance
Name it. Frame it. Rock on.
Only at Loco & Company, where weird is the vibe and Bob Dawg fully approves.